Friday, February 28, 2025

Dumb vent poem

Written inside the lids of my eyes 
Is a reminder of promises made 
To you and to me that I wont die 
Unless it's cool and involves a grenade

I worry it's sad to be lonely
But no one's ego arises unscathed 
From losing a sense of be'n holy 
But you get a free ride to be passé
If you're also creatively horny 

So worry a bit less
About posting from the chest 
As long as your retweets 
Have some shocking foot porn then
These ignoble traits have 
A self evident excuse: 
I'm just being girly! 

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